- what's this woman doing up there on the church?
- she's practicing for the opening of the christmas market this evening. she's the so called 'nuernberger christkind'.
- hmm. she's a good looking one.
- sorry, dear. she's too young for you.
- what?!
- she's only seventeen.
- she is? never!
- of course she is.
- oh. okay. let's go and have some fun in an irish pub.

(who the fuck cares about nuernberger culture?)